confirmed_bachelor: (exemplary)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm fictional but not Victorian, it's something of a modern retelling - but for god's sake this isn't the time for introductions!

[you'd better stop him before he attempts CPR. because he's making moves to do just that.]
rabukidastrophes: lol wat dere ? unsure (pic#2986201)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[asj;d kind of

laughs]

H-hey! Where are you touching my patnaa, sensei? She's not supposed to have a pulse. Though that might wake her up so she can kick your ass.
confirmed_bachelor: (not so suave)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Not supposed - how? What is she?

[moves his hands away from her chest]
rabukidastrophes: ? (pic#2986177)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Dullahan.

[come to think of it tho

she should really be awake by now

moving over to pat her lightly 8|a]
confirmed_bachelor: (what did you just say?)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Dullahan. The - er - Irish fairy? Headless horseman?

[staring in the direction of ... is she wearing a motorcycle helmet?]
rabukidastrophes: ? unsure baw (pic#2986290)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[NOPE she has her head, and a big ol scar around her neck]

Pin pon. We got her head back for her a bit ago.

[but why no wake up 8'(?]
confirmed_bachelor: (just called to say I love you)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[still eying that scar]

I see. Well. Congratulations, you're the most interesting part of my day so far.

I'm not sure how much a medical opinion is worth, given the circumstances, but if her heart were beating I'd say she's unconscious still. Not everyone shakes off the spider venom at the same rate.

[but ... getting out his penlight and gently checking her pupils for reactivity.]
rabukidastrophes: ? unsure shoku (pic#3020705)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[let's say they do whatever would be normal for someone in a coma]

She's usually way more durable than me.
confirmed_bachelor: (back to back)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[and similar for the other tests... he frowns]

... This is more like a coma than a poisoning.
rabukidastrophes: ? unsure baw shoku (pic#2986258)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[OH

GIRLS I LOVE IN COMA TRAUMA

WELCOME BACK]

Y...You're sure?
confirmed_bachelor: (support)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I can't perform some of the tests without specialized equipment, but ... that's my current diagnosis. Yes.

I'm sorry.
rabukidastrophes: baw unsure (pic#2986237)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[#kidalife]

A-ah... Who ever heard of a Dullahan in a coma...? Celty you never run of firsts, do you?

[I'M OKAY]
confirmed_bachelor: (damned if I didn't love you anyway)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
... should I give you two a moment?
rabukidastrophes: unsure ? dere lol (pic#2986202)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[NOPE.GIF

shakes his head]

I'd be happier if you helped me get her to our apartment.
confirmed_bachelor: (k so here's what we do)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I can certainly do that. She doesn't seem to have any spinal trauma, so...

[moving to get her shoulders]
rabukidastrophes: lol dere (pic#2986260)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[kind of wobbly but powering through, gets to his feet and helps pull her up, going for the draped on shoulder's route]

We're up stairs.
confirmed_bachelor: ('lo?)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[eying him]

Are you sure? I could lift her myself.
rabukidastrophes: ? unsure gesture (pic#2986250)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[......serious dubious consideration

but

I probably should not risk dropping my partner down stairs


eyes you]

No cane?

confirmed_bachelor: (and yet I don't believe you)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[no limp, even]

Psychosomatic. I was shot in the shoulder this time around.
rabukidastrophes: tsun wat unsure (pic#2986210)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[i do not know what that means but i assume it means you won't fall over if i make you carry something]

Okay, she's not as dainty as I tell her so be careful.

[PASSING OFF DULLAHAN]
confirmed_bachelor: (coupling)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I reckon I can handle it. Lead on.

[yeah this is kind of heavy but. whatever, I can mange it.]
rabukidastrophes: ? (pic#2986177)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[UPSTAIRS WE GOOO

pauses. when they get to the top

hrm

8|a]

Ah...
confirmed_bachelor: (discovery)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Which flat is yours?
rabukidastrophes: ? wat gesture (pic#2986180)

[personal profile] rabukidastrophes 2012-06-15 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
......I can't remember.
confirmed_bachelor: (what did you just say?)

[personal profile] confirmed_bachelor 2012-06-15 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. That is certainly a problem. Do you recall which floor, at least?

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