It's a beautiful day~

[fuckingnature]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 50, Morning
Where: Eeeeverywhere
What: The melody of nature

[ The observant may have noticed the slow trickling of small batmonkeys toward the 3rd floor windows over the course of yesterday. Just a couple every hour or so, doing their screeching and clawing thing. The slightly less observant may have missed it completely. ]

[ But this morning you might find it a little difficult to ignore them because the second the sun strikes, all of Thusia's inner structures are completely mobbed with batmonkeys, hollering and running/flying over each other in attempts to get at those windows. It's impossible to take one step without stepping on one and they're scrambling into every open space they can find, picking up your things, throwing them around, and generally causing havoc as they make attempts for any window they can get to. For every one you kick away, five more come flying your way. ]

[ Enjoy your day, Thusia. Your very, very long day. ]

Comments

[backinaflash]

......Nope.



[turns around and walks back into Apt C]

[fuckingnature]

[ TEN OF THEM WISH TO JOIN YOU IN APT C AND PROCEED TO DO SO. ]

[pencilpremonition]

[trying to net a monkey using a crocheted blanket]

[fuckingnature]

[ screeee it is giving a very determined fight to get out! ]

[hydralize]

[APPLYING FLAMES TO MONKEYS]

[fuckingnature]

[ THE FIRST LAYER OF MONKEYS ARE BURNED ]

[ ABOUT ONE MILLION+ BATMONKEYS TO GO ]

[outofthemud]

[IT IS BUTTFUCK EARLY WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING OUT THERE.

Pulling on his coat as he marches to the front door, unlocking it and pulling it open.] Hey! What the hell are you--

[outofthemud]

[Proceeds to get face full of screeching batmonkey.]

[impenetrable]

[about to open the door from Apt S out into the hallway, but STOPS at all the noise outside]

...

[just stares at the door]

[reversedemperor]

...

This sounds like why we got the heavy duty bolts on our door.

[sleepingdogslie]

[CONVENIENT TO DOING A BUNCH OF QUESTS. ...Shooting at some with good aim, though he's got no supernatural prowess at all]

[fuckingnature]

[ you're heartless ]

[ but now there are a few dead batmonkeys. Too bad you can't see them over the flood of other still living batmonkeys going right over their bodies. ]

[imaginemeandyuu]

[LASER BREATH CAN I LASER BREATH SOME MONKEYS]

[fuckingnature]

[ YES YOU CAN the question is can you laser breath all the monkeys. ]

[ Including the ones trying to climb all over you. ]

[besomeothername]

[Trying to get to the shrine room]

[Damn! Where do you hide this many batmonkeys anyway]

[fuckingnature]

[ This is worse than swimming upstream, as the group of batmonkeys are determinedly aiming for the windows and sweeping you along if you don't fight!!! ]

[crazylikeavulp]

It's always nice to know where your next meal is coming from, but this is ridiculous!

[Throwing batmonkeys in a makeshift sack]

[fuckingnature]

[ They scratch and claw from the inside of the makeshift sack, tearing it to pieces! ]

[ Other batmonkeys around her just abuse her as a launching platform to KEEP GOING ]

[overclocking]

[Opens the door

..........................

Brief mental lapse of the "is this real life?" variety]

[fuckingnature]

[ OR IS THIS JUST BATMONKEY FANTASYYY ]

[ Sparkles is flooded with batmonkeys the moment the door opens ]

[grave_understandings]

*. . . welp*

[fuckingnature]

[ SCREEEEEE ]

[ \o\ ]

[ /o/ ]

[bornrenegade]

[Walking out of Apartment B...

...WHAT.]

[fuckingnature]

[ THERE IS AN OPEN DOOR ]

[ APARTMENT B IS NOW BEING FLOODED BY BATMONKEYS ]

[futureless]

[ Guess who's stuck outside? Why yes, it would be this dashing beauty.

Wow, those sure are a lot of hideous bat-monkey creatures. All around.

Cue running the best she can. Which way was shelter again!? ]

[fuckingnature]

[ NO SHELTER FROM MONKEYSSSSssss ]

[autorejoin]

Oh, fuck no.

[ pulling out his sword and immediately slashing at the nearest batmonkey he can find ]

[sharksong]

Why are there so many?!

[bladed tonfa aw yeah \o/ SLASHING UP MONKEYS OF HER OWN]

[anklets]

[screeches



yanks off one of her boots and smacks at the first... however many... that get too close]

[fuckingnature]

[ That is a lot of smacking you're gonna have to do because it's pretty cramped in here. ]

[fill_the_blanks]

[Does opening the balcony door work? Because I was trying to explore some more]

[fuckingnature]

[ It does! But you might want to hold onto something otherwise you'll find yourself outside with the flood of monkeys pouring out. ]

[crowdependency]

[This was a terrible day to leave the door open]

[fuckingnature]

[ SURE WAS party up in here!! ]

[reallyburnsmeup]

[Sparkles killed all their batmonkeys while I was sleeping, so I guess now is time to sneak out of the apartment and use my Disney princess mildly hypnotic singing powers to make friends with a couple of these cute little critters and get them all nice and relaxed before setting them on fire and unleashing them back down the hallway to burn everything :)]

[fuckingnature]

[ .... And then there were flaming monkeys running/flying down hallways. ]

[grizzlyfate]

[ok but above all other things these monkeys are:

- small
- fluttery

when your main method of attacking things is to turn into a giant bearcat, well. IT'S VERY FEARSOME]

[grave_understandings]

*...okay that's just kind of cute.

not getting swarmed by monkeys, probably due to the way he's wrapped in shadow and unbeing.*

It doesn't seem we're going to run out any time soon.

[cloak_and_sniper]

[Was sleeping until some douche let a ton of them scuttle into Apartment B.]

AUUUGH!

[fuckingnature]

[ PARTY PARTY. ]

[bitingbark]

[padding around looking like a rather overlarge and strange looking wolf-dog, whining at whoever he meets along the way, holding a dead monkey in his mouth]