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[oi_theoi]

Who: people
When: Day 49, morning
Where: places
What: mmminnngggllllleee

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Comments

[supraliminally]

I'm a little surprised you're telling me all this, to be honest. Do I strike you as trustworthy?

[retracing]

[hmmm]

You seem very honest.

[supraliminally]

[honest? HDU]

I'll have you know that I lie all the time.

[retracing]

What an honest warning.

[supraliminally]

I tell you this only in the interest of fairness. In point of fact, my skill at deception is so great that if I did not warn you I was a liar, there is no possibility you would ever find out on your own.

[retracing]

I don't doubt that.

[supraliminally]

You're supposed to doubt everything I say, though.

[retracing]

You still strike me as 'honest' so I don't mind believing you.

[supraliminally]

Well, I guess if you trust me, it wouldn't be fair to lie. But since I already have lied, I'll just have to go back and make those lies true, for the sake of fairness.

[retracing]

So you'll only lie to people who won't believe you anyway?