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Who: Tokitoh + you
When: Day 48, morning
Where: Shrine Room!
What: A Rare Intro Post!

[so in the midst of truthy hangovers there's a stray cat in the shrine room]

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And about the gods?

Gods? No one mentioned any gods.

This is the shrine room. These are the shrines to our gods. If you want to have a nice life here, you'll have to get acquainted with them.

If you want to EAT you'll have to get acquainted with them.

Th' hell's some crappy god got t'do with me eatin'?

Everything's poisonous till it's been blessed by a God.

What's with that? Sounds like a pain in th' ass.

That's how it is. Deal with it.

Y'guys ain't got conibinis or anything here? Not even a FamilyMart?

Nope. We're in the middle of the wilderness. There's nothing.

Wait, so it's like camping?

If last time you went camping everything outside your tent wanted to eat you, sure.

Pretty sure that ain't what capmin's like . . .

Welcome to Thusia.

You make a crappy welcomin' committee.

I make the welcoming committee that tells you how to survive here, not sugarcoats things. But hey, I give out blankets and free food.

So where's th' blankets.

Apartment H. I don't just carry them everywhere.

Y'carry maps with you?

This place is so small you won't need one. This is the shrine room, kitchen's over there. Stairs are that way, and the apartments on this floor go from A to Z. ...That's it except for upstairs.

Wha—s'seriously that freakin' small?!

Till we clear out more.

That's tiny!

Yeah, and?

It's seriously goddamn tiny! How many people're here anyway?

Two hundred...?