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[catinglove]

Who: Tokitoh + you
When: Day 48, morning
Where: Shrine Room!
What: A Rare Intro Post!

[so in the midst of truthy hangovers there's a stray cat in the shrine room]

Comments

[catinglove]

Who th' hell're you?

[goldntriggers]

Luchino. I arrived at the same time your friend did. [nods at Kubota]

[catinglove]

Th' hell kinda name's that? You a foreigner?

[goldntriggers]

We all are here, but my family was from Italy.

[catinglove]

No way, Italy? D'you guys really eat pasta every day?

[goldntriggers]

...

We're required to eat something else at least one day a week. It's a terrible thing.

[completely deadpan]

[catinglove]

Seriously? They send some kinda food police on you or somethin'?

[goldntriggers]

[wow... this cat...]

Yeah. They're really harsh about it. It's how I ended up here -- trying to defy them.

[catinglove]

Whoa—you're some kinda pasta criminal!

[goldntriggers]

Imagine a death sentence just for wanting a seventh day of spaghetti...

[catinglove]

Bein' Italian's really harsh . . .

[goldntriggers]

It was worth it for the pasta.

[catinglove]

Dyin's seriously worth that t'you?

[goldntriggers]

[while he could probably keep this going for hours...]

Not in the least.

[catinglove]

Huh? But y'just said . . .

[goldntriggers]

I was shot in the back of the head.

[catinglove]

[makes a face and then looks away]

Sorry.

[goldntriggers]

[shrugs]

All in all, I think it was a relatively painless way to go.

[catinglove]

[mutters]

Beats drownin'.

[goldntriggers]

I'm not going to argue since I don't really intend to attempt drowning to test the theory.

[catinglove]

Y'can't test it if you're already dead, can you?

[goldntriggers]

Several of the gods offer revivals or rebirths, but they're apparently pretty expensive. I don't want to test that either.

[catinglove]

Pass. I ain't doin' that again.

[goldntriggers]

Yeah, I've had my fill.

[catinglove]

So what's your name anyway?