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[crazylikeavulp]

Who: Excel, Haruto, AN INTERVENTION PARTY
When: Day 47, afternoon
Where: Apt Σ
What: A couple of winners covering themselves with explosives

Can you get my back for me?

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[vulpstyle]

For a couple of minutes.

[crazylikeavulp]

It'll take a lot longer than that, 'cause we're uh... having all kinds of crazy sex-making in here, like an intercourse marathon, emanating disturbing sounds and whatnot, the sort that would harrow you to your very bones, surely...

[looks to Haruto for help]

[herpunishment]

[ chokes UM I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANY MORE THAN YOU DO ]

—Excel! That's private!

[hydralize]

. . .

[turns to Trixie] Do you know how to pick a lock?

[vulpstyle]

[snorts] In my sleep.

[Getting right on with that, assuming it's necessary :D]

[crazylikeavulp]

[you are a predator and that lock is your prey]

N-no, I'm telling you—!

[hydralize]

Yeah, we're not falling for that.

[crazylikeavulp]

[But did you expect to find us COVERED WITH BOMBS?]

[vulpstyle]

... The hell?!

[hydralize]

[This was not a scenario that had crossed my mind.]

What the fuck?!

[crazylikeavulp]

—This isn't what it looks like!

[herpunishment]

Excel, 'm pretty sure they're not gonna buy that now!

[vulpstyle]

Time to step off the crazytrain, guys!

[hydralize]

DISARM RIGHT NOW!

[crazylikeavulp]

NOBODY INVITED YOU IN!

[herpunishment]

What're ya gonna do if don't anyway, threaten us? Ya can tell that won't work!

[vulpstyle]

You can do it, or we can do it for you.

[hydralize]

What the fuck is wrong with you anyway, sis?! You wanted to get home!

[crazylikeavulp]

I'm not so convinced I got a home to get to! Somebody else already snapped up our good endings!

[herpunishment]

If we're fakes in the firs' place, we're not losin' anything, jus' the memories of some dead guy's stuff we didn't have ta begin with!

[crazylikeavulp]

Even if we're not, the outcome is basically the same!

[hydralize]

. . . You are never allowed to accuse me of giving up again, Excel.

You agree that you and I are from the same timeline, right?

[crazylikeavulp]

We each give up in our own ways!

And yeah... but what's that got to do with it?

[hydralize]

Nearly a fucking year spent in that place . . . I've gotten back almost my entire life, you know. But there's one point I never remembered past.

Yamamoto confirms that's right about the time I vanished. He is the Yamamoto I left behind when I went to Sabra. And he waited two goddamn years for me. Me, my boss, the members of our Family that didn't make it out. My world continued for a fucking year past my death.

[hydralize]

So tell me, why the fuck do you think there's no home to go back to? Is it because a happy ending isn't waiting on a goddamn silver platter? Are you so far gone that you'd rather give up instead of working for what you want now?! What would your lord say if he saw you ready to fuck off like this?!