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[nothingventured]

Who: Anyone
When: Day 47, morning
Where: between apartment A and C
What: combating homelessness

[so hey, you know that old spray-painted area on the floor, the one with the arrow pointing to it that says 'FREE TO A GOOD APARTMENT! ♥' in gigantic sparkly pink font?

it just so happens that a girl in a pink (but not sparkly) full-body suit has sat down cross-legged in the box drawn on the floor.]

Well, this is handy! Let's see if it works.

Comments

[his_favourite_subject]

... Um.

[nothingventured]

Good morning.

[his_favourite_subject]

Are you... looking for a place for yourself...?

[nothingventured]

That's what the box is for, right?

[his_favourite_subject]

Are there no more free apartments...?

[nothingventured]

Maybe. But I thought it might be nice to share, if I can. I'm just one person, after all.

[his_favourite_subject]

... How noisy are you? Prone to throwing parties? Inviting friends over a lot?

[nothingventured]

If I had friends here, don't you think I would have asked them if I could move in first?

[his_favourite_subject]

They could be full up, I don't know.

Can you keep public spaces clean? Also, can you be prepared to move out in the event that the previous occupant of your room returns?

[nothingventured]

I can be clean, you'll hardly know I'm there. Yeah... is your roommate gone?

[his_favourite_subject]

My flatmate, and yes. She's ... gone. But she might come back-- people sometimes do. And I made a promise that as long as she was here, I wouldn't bring any girls into the apartment.

[nothingventured]

Oh, I see. I wouldn't want you to break a promise or anything.

[his_favourite_subject]

[Shrug]

So long as that's okay with you, you're welcome to the now-spare room in my place. It's empty though, since the last occupant didn't have much use of material items. So you'll have to do your own decorating.

[nothingventured]

...I haven't even thought of decorating anything...

[his_favourite_subject]

[Handwave]

You're welcome to take a better offer if one comes along.

[nothingventured]

Oh, but you've been really nice and helpful so far.

[canihavesome]

[stare] Mine's full.

[nothingventured]

That's okay, I wouldn't room with you anyway.

[canihavesome]

That solves the problem.

[nothingventured]

Sure does.

[misterious]

[If it actually worked she'd be sortof impressed.]

[nothingventured]

[seems pretty chill just waiting. waves at!]

[misterious]

[Wasn't expecting that.

Waves... back?]

[nothingventured]

If you need a spot in the box, I think I'm nearly done here.

[misterious]

I never said I did.

I'm surprised it worked.