Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: (=!!!
When: Day 42, Late afternoon
Where: Shrine area
What: =)!!!!

[~Yay new people \=D/!!~]

[Top Level Comments | Ran | Chris Shepard | Yuffie (Trixie)]

Comments

[bornrenegade]

[Give me a break I've had a long day. No, scratch that, I've had a long life.]

Has there been any attempt at escape? How do these "gods" control the food? Nerve toxins?

[likebigboats]

Yes, it was rather bloody. She seemed to take it rather personally that I didn't try to warn her off it, too, the dear.

[bornrenegade]

Bloody? What happened?

[likebigboats]

Well, there's plenty of beasts about. You can probably work out the rest.

[bornrenegade]

Figures.

Anything outside of this building that won't try to kill me?

[likebigboats]

There's air. I'm pretty sure no one's managed to get themselves killed with that, yet.

[bornrenegade]

The smartass shtick stopped being cute a while ago.

[SO ANNOYED. You are just as bad as Joker.]

[likebigboats]

[:3]

Seriously, the best rule of thumb is if it looks like nature, it can kill you.

[bornrenegade]

It can try. But I'll keep that in mind.

[He's less worried about the things that want to kill him and more worried about...everything else.]

So there's no way off this planet that you're aware of? No ships? No way to contact anyone?

[likebigboats]

I only wish we could get to some water and a good ship.

[bornrenegade]

I was thinking more like the flying kind.

[likebigboats]

Now who's being a smartass?

[bornrenegade]

I'm one hundred percent genuine.

[Look at this face. Is this the face of a smartass?]

[likebigboats]

Still sounds like an idea you'd come up with a few bottles deep.

[bornrenegade]

In that case, you'd probably think you were drunk off your ass if you actually saw one up close.

[likebigboats]

Which raises the vital question of why we aren't getting drunk off our asses.

[bornrenegade]

I've got...

[...things to do? Well, for once, he doesn't. Wow.]

[There's a bit of a chuckle]

Guess I'm technically off duty.

[likebigboats]

What lucky timing.

[bornrenegade]

Wouldn't exactly call it "lucky".

[likebigboats]

[mmph]

Tomato, tomato. You can call it whatever you like.

[bornrenegade]

[Well being greeted by a hot woman on his first day is pretty lucky, at least. It's just hard to acknowledge that given everything else he just went through.]

I didn't catch your name.

[likebigboats]

[sketching a mock bow]

Isabela, captain of the Siren's Call, as long as you overlook that there isn't a brigantine tethered anywhere around here.

[bornrenegade]

Captain, huh?

[That explains it. Nodding his head]

Commander Shepard, of the Normandy.

[likebigboats]

Welcome to life after death, Commander. Although personally, I prefer to frame it as cheating death. Not many people get to say that.

[bornrenegade]

[He really can't help but smirk at that.]

No, not many can.