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[larcenous]

Who: Aella, anyone
When: Day 42, morning
Where: Kitchen
What: MEAT!!!!!

[Seriously, guys, this is way too much meat.

… Or it would be, if it wasn't Aella doing the cooking. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH MEAT, and, as the shenanigans progress, it smells delicious.]

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[larcenous]

... Seriously..?

[untempered]

We keep getting distracted by various... incidents. And it's only the two of us now, since Heron is missing.

[larcenous]

Y'know, even though that guy almost got me executed twice...

When I find him, I'm gonna kick his stupid head in for going missing.

But, anyway, anyway! I guess I can let your furniture situation slide this time.

[untempered]

Ah... come to think of it. There was something I was doing for a god to get a couch. You can help me with it.

[larcenous]

Yeah?

[untempered]

[pulls out Heron's old notebook]

Just stand there, listen, and don't laugh until I'm done.

[larcenous]

[t-twitch of a smile]

Right, right.

[untempered]

[huffs slightly, flips the book open, and starts reading.

congratulations, you are hearing a sonnet about how Noric feels about you. mostly that you're bright and energetic and good at what you do.

but you know. still a sonnet.]

[larcenous]

[oh. my. god.]

[TORN BETWEEN HORROR AND LAUGHTER. Laughter wins, but she mostly manages to choke it back until he's done.]

[untempered]

[snaps the book shut, looking EXTREMELY put upon]

This is why I haven't gotten any more furniture yet.

[larcenous]

[HAHAHA]

[untempered]

[lets her laugh for half a minute, then taps the book on her head]

Are you done?

[larcenous]

[lets the tap land, and the laughter fades. wipes her eyes :'D]

Dunno what I was expectin', but that wasn't it.

[untempered]

If I'd told you, you would have started laughing earlier.

[larcenous]

Point.

How many more d'ya gotta do?

[untempered]

Just one. Out of four.

[larcenous]

[p-pats him on the shoulder]

[untempered]

[sigh]

It's almost not worth it.

[larcenous]

The best stews can cost ya a bite. It'll be worth it.

[untempered]

Hum. I'm hoping to be able to make my own furniture eventually.

[larcenous]

I heard 'bout that, from Rin.

[untempered]

Ah, yes... she seemed interested in learning how to do it. I've just been unwell the last few days so haven't made any progress.

[larcenous]

[... jii]

[untempered]

[looks overly tired]

But I'll get back to working on it soon enough.

[larcenous]

... Hey, if y'need help- if y'ask real nice I won't even charge.