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[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-16 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I have more than enough glory of my own.

[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-16 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Then do show me, this grows tiring, wife!
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-16 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose it is about time we decide which of us would be marrying up.

[applies pressureeeeee to the knife.]
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ARE WE BACK TO WRESTLING NOW.

swings one leg and tries to shift their position by sing that and also move the knife then . . . maybe . . . I'm sure even though I am like a foot shorter I can OUT STRENGTH YOU. I'VE WRESTLED LIONS. ]
originalhipster: (not really no.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-16 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[I AM LIKE A FOOT TALLER AND QUITE A BIT HEAVIER THAN YOU!! I AM FAIRLY SURE!! but does whip the knife away in a flash - only so he can attempt to flip and pin her as soon as she shifts their positioning.]
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ re-summons her sword in that moment to try and bring it between them. ]
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[A SWORD. Now he is in the position of holding the blade back.

Buuuuut some of us can open the Gate of Babylon and it's like I have extra hands to skewer you with.]

It's your loss from here, Tiny Emperor.

[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't assume too much, King of Heroes!

Thunderous Applause!

[ which means I will TAKE YOUR SKEWERING but also send a pretty good flurry of sword slashes your way. NO ONE'S WIFE ESCAPES THIS FIGHT UNSCATHED!!! ]
originalhipster: (aha!)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOSH. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HELPFUL WITH THESE SLASHES

ARMOUR

hisses in pain! but rolls away after taking the first few of those, grinning wickedly, resummoning the Gate of Babylon to fire again at her, aiming to put distance between them.]

I do enjoy you.
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DEFLECT AND CHARGE AT THE SAME TIME I CAN DO THAT RIGHT, but it does mean she can't slash and charge :T rude. ]

And I you! But there can be only one husband in this relationship!
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[starting to ... get a little tired ... too much Babylon :U recycles the blades and fires them at her one more time to keep her back as much as possible.]

[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ARCHERS!!1

Decides to guard once and strike out. So, she'll get caught by one of them again but also hopefully he gets caught by her sword too :') ]
originalhipster: (someone's a catty bitch.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ughhhhh cut :U!! THE KING'S PERFECT SKIN]

— ngh! [but grins.] It was a mistake to mar me, wife.

[and then I guess there is chain springing from two portals either side of him, looking to hook both of her arms, since they are at such close quarters :U]
Edited 2012-04-17 18:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . :T . . . . DROPS HER SWORD to avoid getting BOTH arms caught but does get one arm caught ]

It suits you, wife.
originalhipster: (not really no.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[goes for the sword!]

Does it now.

[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It reminds me of roses scattered across an arena floor.

[ ... tries to kick him in the head... ]
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[twists so she merely kicks him in the shoulder (ouch) and grabs at the sword.]

. . . how poetic! I'm flattered.
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Unhand that.

[ ps there is an inscription on the sword if you have time to read it -- because she's kicking again and going to try and get the sword back ]
originalhipster: (not really no.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[baaaacks off, keeping a tight grip on the sword, so he can read the inscription.]
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 'regnum caelorum et gehenna' is what it says

She lashes out again. ]
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[hmmmmm, backs off, backs off]

Know when to admit defeat, Tiny Emperor.
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[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no defeat here, King! You cannot use my own sword against me.
originalhipster: (king of aaaall i surveeyyyy)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And I wouldn't try. But you cannot fight me without your sword.

[personal profile] despotic 2012-04-17 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not be so sure of yourself, but if I draw my next weapon you will find yourself suffering quite a lot.
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-17 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm? Does the Tiny Emperor want to reveal her next trick, or take a temporary defeat until our next battle? Your choice, Saber.

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