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Who: Edward, Wander, anyone
When: Day 40, early afternoon
Where: coming from the 4th floor
What: TRIUMPHANT RETURN

[Look who's back from their nature exploration! Aside from both obviously being worn out and the bandage on Wander's leg, he and Edward seem to otherwise be unharmed.]

[There is a lot of nature stuck to Wander's sword, which he is kind of looking at now.]

Wander: Well, um, that was a good hunt.

Edward: It's too bad we don't have anything to show for it.

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[...Aw, you are so disappointed. I kind of feel bad. XD]

No, but I offered him coffee and he called me "femmeboy". Does that count?

[NO THERE COULD STILL BE ROMANCE IN THIS STORY]

"Femmeboy"? Is that some sort of pet name? Ah, perhaps he actually likes you but he was too fearful to say something, so he came to you and created some excuse about needing a sofa.

That is very romantic.

[I will just smile like a bishie and make no effort to correct you.]

Hmm, something like that.

Do you return his feelings? Are you going to see him again?

[squeeeeeeeeeee]

Not really. He has his sofa now.

Though it was fun while it lasted.

H-he used you to gain a sofa?

[STANDING UP!!]

That is horrible! Where does he live?

[SO I CAN...do something!]

[....XD]

As much as I appreciate your determination to defend my honor, that was my idea.

[C-calming down...but now just confused.]

Ah...what? Wait, so you do not love him and he does not love you?

Sion, this is all very confusing!

[Raising his hand]

Ah, Wander. I just wished to help a stranger to get a sofa for his apartment. It's all good.

Oh. For a god quest? How odd.

[well a date with no romance, flowers, or love. that just sucks.]

[pouting a little]

I thought you found love. I was ready to celebrate with you!

[Aww]

I found something as important. So let's celebrate still.

Hm? What did you find as important as love?

Two missing friends.

[A-awwww.

Smiling.]

Ah. Yes, I am very much glad to be back as I am sure Edward is as well.

But you must tell me one thing, first.

Ohh? What is it?

[SUDDENLY VERY SERIOUS]

Did this man treat you well?

[because you totally avoided that question fifty times AND YOU DESERVE A GOOD FAKE DATE]

[Fsfhs So serious. :O]

Ahh, I don't wish Wander to get in trouble.

[I TAKE ROMANCE SERIOUSLY even if it's...not real.]

You deserve a lovely date even if it was fake!

And you still did not answer my question.

Well, he was not particularly gentle.

[I'm sugar-coating it, of course. The question is: can you tell?]

[I am pretty clueless but the way you worded that has me worried.]

Not particularly gentle? What do you mean?

[< <]

Merely that he is not my type.

He was rude, wasn't he?

Perhaps a little, but I'm not unused to rude people.

That is still inexcusable. I have half a mind to make him take you on a proper date!

[n-not that he could.]

You are assuming I want another date with that person.