thusia | (no subject)

[SCREECH]

[LET'S HAVE A TRIO OF WRIST-GRABBING, but this guy's packing a sword.]

Don't do that.

[Just going to yank his hand away. WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TOUCHING HIM?]

You should teach your little friend to keep her hands to herself.

[Fuck swords, I'm better than swords.]

You started this whole mess, asshole. And the way you were staring at me earlier, I guess I should tell you. This is my boyfriend.

[just kind of sort of accidentally intentionally trying to push Kidale's rage button against him]

Stop being delusional. I was looking at you with disgust.

[:T Bluh, now he can't pretend to be impartial.]

Shouldn't both of you not be touching each other?

Puhlease. You were staring, you were practically drooling! I don't know what's going through your head, but I bet it's awful.

I don't drool over people. Especially not weaklings like you.

[Turning his attention to Kidale.]

Since your little girlfriend is apparently hard of hearing, I'll just say it to you. Get her out of my face.

[BECAUSE SERIOUSLY YOU ARE ALL PISSING ME OFF.]

That won't be a problem. Can I expect the same of you?

I'm not weak. You wouldn't know strength if it bit you in the dick.

Are you kidding? If I could help it I'd wipe the memory of her existence from my mind. Besides, she's the one who approaches me. That better not happen again.

[Totally acting as if Becca isn't even there now. Nope, she doesn't deserve to be acknowledged by his greatness.]

Becca, your promise...

If the problem's all her, you could just walk away.

[groans and leans into Kidale]

Or she can stop being such a moron and walk away when someone clearly expresses an extreme distaste in her very presence.

[Eyes the two of them before shrugging nonchalantly.]

But, you know, you can go on coddling her. Make her weaker. Feed into her insecurities and helplessness.

[There's a cruel smirk.]

If you enjoy cleaning up her messes, that is.

I think hers is taken care of. I'll let you keep yours.

I'm not weak and I'm not helpless! I'm stronger than you'll ever know, asswipe!

[still hiding behind Kidale, though]

Really? Because she's still talking.

[God you weaklings piss me off.]

Haha! Hide behind your boyfriend and talk about how strong you are. Precious.

I suppose not invading people's personal space is as much progress as anyone's going to make today.

Let's go, he's too stupid to even understand why or how he's stupid.

Aw, my hurt little feelings.

Go away.

[GOING BACK TO WHAT HE WAS DOING. You two are boring now.]

[Yeah, let's. Let's cart Becca back to the apartment.]

[grumbling the whole way like a mature thing]

Becca, what was all that even about?

He's an asshole and he makes me mad.

Did you do something to make him act like that?