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[akito]

Who: Anyone!
When: Day 38, afternoon
Where: Anywhere
What: Mingle

[ It is now the afternoon! What moronic things have you been up to so far today, Thusia? ]

Comments

[overclocking]

... Preparing for a proverbial battle?

[despotic]

Haah!? A -- no!

[overclocking]

It sounds kind of like you're rehearsing an argument...

[despotic]

All great stories have differing sides! A war of words can be carried to great tension!

[overclocking]

So it's a story, then. What's it for?

[despotic]

The best and most important of stories, obviously.

[overclocking]

I wouldn't doubt it. I trust you'll be sharing it eventually?

[despotic]

Once it has been perfected I will share it with you and the others of our living quarters as well as with my Master. Naturally.

[overclocking]

... Master?

[despotic]

As I am a Servant I need a Master to subside in this world.

[overclocking]

Subside in this-... I'm not sure I understand.

[despotic]

Despite being as amazing as I am I cannot exist without a contract with a Master.

[overclocking]

......... [Was slowly dawning horror the reaction you were expecting...]

[despotic]

I have already chosen an appropriate Master. Perhaps you should meet. Un, it would probably be for the best . . .

[ TALKS OVER YOUR HORROR ]

[overclocking]

[SCREAMMM]

No, I- .....

Actually. Yes. I think I should talk to this person.

[despotic]

They are worthy of my majesty. Do not be alarmed.

[overclocking]

I'm... sure... But that's not what I'm worried about.

[despotic]

. . . then your concern?

[overclocking]

What are the terms of your contract?

[despotic]

In exchange for my Master providing me with the energy to sustain myself I will defend and fight for them.

[overclocking]

[... SCREAM!!!!]

Take me to this person.

[despotic]

[ . . . =3= ]

Are you ordering the emperor?

[overclocking]

...

If you would be so magnanimous...

[despotic]

[ =3=!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[overclocking]

[GOD HOW DO I]

Please, it would be an honor to meet Saber's Master...