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[whistical]

Who: you
When: Day 123, afternoon
Where: in the HQ
What: curiosities

[There is a strange person wearing only a borrowed jacket, who has been watching you for some time. You're fascinating~ obviously~

This might get uncomfortable after a while.]

Comments

[approve_dammit]

*it doesn't take long*

The fuck are you staring at!?

[whistical]

You.

[obviously did you really need to ask?]

[approve_dammit]

*well he wasn't exactly expecting you to be honest about it*

...The fuck for?

[whistical]

Because you're interesting~

[approve_dammit]

*tufts of hair above his ears flatten back against his head and he growls*

Am not.

[whistical]

Are too~

[approve_dammit]

How?!

[whistical]

[just~ points~ at him~]

[approve_dammit]

*oh gosh he has no idea what to do with you just growls*

You wanna fight?!

[whistical]

No~♥

[approve_dammit]

Stop staring!!

[whistical]

Why should I?

[approve_dammit]

Because I said so!

[whistical]

I don't have to listen.

[approve_dammit]

*throws his arms up and growls*

I'll beat you! I will!

[whistical]

Violent~♥

[approve_dammit]

...stop it!!

*okay, he's going to attempt to shove you*

[whistical]

[catching your wrist and his fingers sink easily into the flesh so that he's holding the ulnas, radii and carpals]

Ah~ violence is bad~♥

[approve_dammit]

*okay, that's legit frightening*

Let... Let go! Lemme go!

[whistical]

[gently slides his fingers free, caressing along the skin before stepping back]

I don't like violence♥

[approve_dammit]

*shivers, gosh you're creepy*

G-got it. The fuck are you?

[whistical]

What are you?

[approve_dammit]

...Cerberus. *pauses and then grins back at you though shit you're still a creepy mofo*

I'm the Cerberus. The greatest super-demon ever!

[whistical]

The three headed dog who guarded the gate to hell...

[approve_dammit]

...ah? ...well, yeah, I got three heads...