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[all_that_glitters]

Who: Gilgamesh, Rayflo (locked)
When: Day 31, buttfuck early (backdated)
Where: Apartment >:)
What: poison adventures.

[RAYFLO THERE IS AN INCREDIBLY DISPLEASED-LOOKING KING BARGING INTO YOUR ROOM, hand covering his mouth]

Comments

[ironandwine]

[LUCKILY IT IS STILL EARLY so i wasn't trying to sleep yet.

b...links...]

Good morning?

[all_that_glitters]

[his voice sounds kind of... liquid-y as he speaks (still covering his mouth)]

Did you do this, vampire?

[ironandwine]

[...huh.]

Come here, puppy.

[all_that_glitters]

Answer the question.

[ironandwine]

No, I didn't. Now get over here so I can tell when you got your sorry ass poisoned, okay?

[all_that_glitters]

[... eyenarrow... but stepping over, hand still firmly over his mouth]

[ironandwine]

[tugging his hand away from his mouth.]

[all_that_glitters]

[his nose is bleeding badly, and when he opens his mouth to talk, there's more red inside his mouth]

How can you tell something like that?

[ironandwine]

Because you're bleeding from multiple orifices? And I can smell the poison.

[wiping the blood from his nose and bringing it close to his own face for inspection.]

[all_that_glitters]

I mean how long ago it happened, fool.

[wwwatching]

[ironandwine]

By the same logic.

Drink anything, lately?

[all_that_glitters]

... Nothing beyond the usual. Wine, mostly.

[ironandwine]

Where did you get it?

[all_that_glitters]

Recently? A certain man gave it to me --



[.... oh........ wait]

[ironandwine]

[...popcorn.gif]

[all_that_glitters]

... That lowlife.

[ironandwine]

Problem, puppy?

[all_that_glitters]

Yes! That cretin poisoned me -- of course I have issue with that!

[ironandwine]

You're awfully hypocritical.

[all_that_glitters]

How is it hypocritical to be angry at that?

[ironandwine]

...Do you ever listen to yourself?

[all_that_glitters]

Are you saying it's hypocritical because I've murdered? What kind of foolish logic is that?

[ironandwine]

No, that's far too general. Come on, don't be a stupid puppy.

[all_that_glitters]

I've never poisoned anyone, if that's what you're implying.

[ironandwine]

And now too specific.

[all_that_glitters]

You're being irritating.

[ironandwine]

And you're poisoned. What are you going to do about either of these things?

[all_that_glitters]

[wiping mouth on back of armmm ugh]

-- I don't know, fool. Do one of the gods offer cures?

[ironandwine]

[shrug!]

Probably, but I don't do much business with them, so I couldn't say.

[all_that_glitters]

We're checking, then.

[ironandwine]

Hoh? When do 'we' do anything?

[all_that_glitters]

When you became a convenient source for body parts.

[ironandwine]

Besides taking me apart, I mean.

[all_that_glitters]

Then I'm checking, and you're following along just in case I need you.

[ironandwine]

In a hurry, aren't you? Fine.

[all_that_glitters]

I would be in less of one if I weren't poisoned.

[TURNING TO GO, expectantly waving a hand for him to follow]

[ironandwine]

[snorts and tags along.]