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Kid Flash ⚡ Wally West ([personal profile] backinaflash) wrote in [community profile] thusia2012-03-05 05:33 pm

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Who: Kid Flash, Apt C, any other rescuers
When: Day 29, Still fairly early morning
Where: Nature
What: Dehiatus/RESCUE POST


[After a couple of days without their resident speedster, the search party from Apt C finally finds a room full of spiders surrounding a cocoon with a familiar-looking (if somewhat more pale than usual) freckled arm sticking out of it.]
birdonawire: (Guns are for sissies.)

[personal profile] birdonawire 2012-03-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[TOSSES A SMOKEBOMB IN HOPES OF INCAPACITATING SOME OF THEM and makes a beeline (... spiderline?) right for the cocoon]
evenimprobable: (What a busy afterlife you're having.)

[personal profile] evenimprobable 2012-03-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[I AM IN A MOOD AND THESE SPIDERS WILL FEEL MY WRATH EAT SOCCERBALL]
brokenbird: (Ain't a toy.)

[personal profile] brokenbird 2012-03-06 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[I guess I can hop in a tree

and batarang them spiders LIKE A BO--Like a baby Batman Sidekick]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NO SMOOOOOOKE the ones on the ground cough! if spiders can cough! THE BIGGER ONES STILL TRY TO STAB AT YOU >8E]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[are you kidding m--AUGH MY SPIDERFACE]
evenimprobable: (Chasing a rumor.)

[personal profile] evenimprobable 2012-03-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[also I guess since Badger isn't here I'm playing bait so COME AT ME, BRO]
birdonawire: (You're going to special ops heaven!)

[personal profile] birdonawire 2012-03-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[POISON NEEDLE TIME, BITCHES]

[I WILL MURDER EVERY SPIDER]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[SCREEEEEE we see you up there using your sharp and dangerous bat weapon thing!! can we shoot webbing. SHOOTING WEBBING UP AT YOU 8E]
brokenbird: (Break your fucking FACE tonight.)

[personal profile] brokenbird 2012-03-06 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[that would probably work better if Robin wasn't capable of doing flips and shit out of the way.

I MEAN BUSINESS, SPIDERS.

BUSINESS

AIMING RIGHT FOR THE SPIDER EYES]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU KNOW]

[WE HAVE FAMILIES TOO]

[THINK OF ALL THE SPIDERLINGS WE'RE LEAVING BEHIND]

[like the super tiny ones trying to drop bear on you]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[brief mental debate over whether the blood of lawyers or detectives is more delicious]

[oh well beggers can't be choosers. GIANT SPIDERS LOEV DELICIOUS DETECTIVES. rushing you!!]
evenimprobable: (There's blackmail in it.)

[personal profile] evenimprobable 2012-03-06 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK AT ALL THIS DELICIOUS BLOOD I HAVE

and also this soccerball

it would like to make your acquaintance]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[MY EYE--...EYES!!! SCREAM and your batarang is stuck!! HAVING A GIANT SPIDER LASHING AT YOU WILDLY AND SKITTERING UP THERE]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[....................is it delicious or will it hurt my face again]
evenimprobable: (Out there on Earth at all.)

[personal profile] evenimprobable 2012-03-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[IT WANTS TO DESTROOOOY YOUUUUU]
birdonawire: (It's like Dracula vs. Yoda in there!)

[personal profile] birdonawire 2012-03-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[thankfully I'm mostly cape]

[... cape and spider-bitten arms which are wildly trying to remove the tiny ones oh my god this is not cool]
brokenbird: (The hero Gotham deserves.)

[personal profile] brokenbird 2012-03-06 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh. OH WHAT IF I JUMP DOWN FEET FIRST INTO YOUR FACE]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[FOR THE GLORY OF THE QUEEEEEEN nibble nibble :E]

[oh hay don't forget those bigger ones, poison doesn't act that quickly]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[DAMN YOU SPHERICAL RECREATION TOOL]

[FLAILING (STABBING) AN ARM WHEN IT HITS dfk;ajdsg]
evenimprobable: (Be gentle with me.)

[personal profile] evenimprobable 2012-03-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[OW YOU BASTARD

I'LL KILL YOU ALL]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[MY OTHER EYES...]

[that might also drive your 'rang deeper into my face]

[and squash my face in general]

[SPIDER HEAD GUTSSSSS]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT WAS THAT

SHINICHI IS A PANSY ASS BITCH?

BRING IT SUCKER

TINY SPIDERS ATTEMPTING TO POKE AT YOUR LEGS!!]
birdonawire: (You may want to learn how to duck.)

[personal profile] birdonawire 2012-03-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[what about small explosives? TOSSES ONE AT A CLUSTER OF SPIDERS AND RUNS AGAIN]
evenimprobable: ([blank])

[personal profile] evenimprobable 2012-03-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[STOMPS ON THEM :|!!!!]

[personal profile] fuckingnature 2012-03-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT IS DELICIOUS THING--oh that's not delicious at all. KER BAM, WATCH OUT FOR FLYING BITS]

[that mini explosion gets the attention of the others briefly. WOAH IS THAT THE COCOON ON THE WEB OVER YONDER?]

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