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[backinaflash]

Who: Kid Flash, Apt C, any other rescuers
When: Day 29, Still fairly early morning
Where: Nature
What: Dehiatus/RESCUE POST


[After a couple of days without their resident speedster, the search party from Apt C finally finds a room full of spiders surrounding a cocoon with a familiar-looking (if somewhat more pale than usual) freckled arm sticking out of it.]

Comments

[birdonawire]

[TOSSES A SMOKEBOMB IN HOPES OF INCAPACITATING SOME OF THEM and makes a beeline (... spiderline?) right for the cocoon]

[evenimprobable]

[I AM IN A MOOD AND THESE SPIDERS WILL FEEL MY WRATH EAT SOCCERBALL]

[brokenbird]

[I guess I can hop in a tree

and batarang them spiders LIKE A BO--Like a baby Batman Sidekick]

[fuckingnature]

[OH NO SMOOOOOOKE the ones on the ground cough! if spiders can cough! THE BIGGER ONES STILL TRY TO STAB AT YOU >8E]

[fuckingnature]

[are you kidding m--AUGH MY SPIDERFACE]

[evenimprobable]

[also I guess since Badger isn't here I'm playing bait so COME AT ME, BRO]

[birdonawire]

[POISON NEEDLE TIME, BITCHES]

[I WILL MURDER EVERY SPIDER]

[fuckingnature]

[SCREEEEEE we see you up there using your sharp and dangerous bat weapon thing!! can we shoot webbing. SHOOTING WEBBING UP AT YOU 8E]

[brokenbird]

[that would probably work better if Robin wasn't capable of doing flips and shit out of the way.

I MEAN BUSINESS, SPIDERS.

BUSINESS

AIMING RIGHT FOR THE SPIDER EYES]

[fuckingnature]

[YOU KNOW]

[WE HAVE FAMILIES TOO]

[THINK OF ALL THE SPIDERLINGS WE'RE LEAVING BEHIND]

[like the super tiny ones trying to drop bear on you]

[fuckingnature]

[brief mental debate over whether the blood of lawyers or detectives is more delicious]

[oh well beggers can't be choosers. GIANT SPIDERS LOEV DELICIOUS DETECTIVES. rushing you!!]

[evenimprobable]

[LOOK AT ALL THIS DELICIOUS BLOOD I HAVE

and also this soccerball

it would like to make your acquaintance]

[fuckingnature]

[MY EYE--...EYES!!! SCREAM and your batarang is stuck!! HAVING A GIANT SPIDER LASHING AT YOU WILDLY AND SKITTERING UP THERE]

[fuckingnature]

[....................is it delicious or will it hurt my face again]

[evenimprobable]

[IT WANTS TO DESTROOOOY YOUUUUU]

[birdonawire]

[thankfully I'm mostly cape]

[... cape and spider-bitten arms which are wildly trying to remove the tiny ones oh my god this is not cool]

[brokenbird]

[...oh. OH WHAT IF I JUMP DOWN FEET FIRST INTO YOUR FACE]

[fuckingnature]

[FOR THE GLORY OF THE QUEEEEEEN nibble nibble :E]

[oh hay don't forget those bigger ones, poison doesn't act that quickly]

[fuckingnature]

[DAMN YOU SPHERICAL RECREATION TOOL]

[FLAILING (STABBING) AN ARM WHEN IT HITS dfk;ajdsg]

[evenimprobable]

[OW YOU BASTARD

I'LL KILL YOU ALL]

[fuckingnature]

[MY OTHER EYES...]

[that might also drive your 'rang deeper into my face]

[and squash my face in general]

[SPIDER HEAD GUTSSSSS]

[fuckingnature]

[WHAT WAS THAT

SHINICHI IS A PANSY ASS BITCH?

BRING IT SUCKER

TINY SPIDERS ATTEMPTING TO POKE AT YOUR LEGS!!]

[birdonawire]

[what about small explosives? TOSSES ONE AT A CLUSTER OF SPIDERS AND RUNS AGAIN]

[evenimprobable]

[STOMPS ON THEM :|!!!!]

[fuckingnature]

[WHAT IS DELICIOUS THING--oh that's not delicious at all. KER BAM, WATCH OUT FOR FLYING BITS]

[that mini explosion gets the attention of the others briefly. WOAH IS THAT THE COCOON ON THE WEB OVER YONDER?]