Once, while adrift at sea in a leaky raft and facing the prospect of a watery grave, I saw a light. Elgala was also present. We swam forward, knowing not whether we would find out salvation or a g-g-g-ghost ship, and were rescued by a floating hotel, which happened to also be a battleship. It was run by this crazy eyepatch guy we knew. I tried to get 'im to let us off on shore, but nooo, nobody listens to Excel! Anywho, ammunition was used irresponsibly, the boat done sank, and we all ended up in prison.

Howsat? Too crazy, not crazy enough?