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[rootless]

Who: Tsuyukusa
When: Day 24, night
Where: hallway outside apartment sparkles
What:

[Treebird seems to have regained his humanoid form, even devoid of antlers of any sort. He's been staying pretty scarce after his run-in with Thusia in his basest form, and is currently leaning against one of the hallway walls near Apartment Sparkles, running his hands thoughtfully over a length of sturdy branch he apparently has brought in from Nature.

Investigate, y/n?]

Comments

[thevineintervention]

Aah, you should figure out if you can keep your antlers like this! All the girls would be really impressed!

[rootless]

[BLINKS.]

Why?

[thevineintervention]

You'd look good with it! It's really manly!

[rootless]

Why does that matter-?!

[thevineintervention]

Hmm, are you shy, cousin? Who wouldn't want to look there best?

[rootless]

I'm not shy-!

[so yeah. shy.]

[thevineintervention]

Oh no this is terrible. He might not even know how handsome he is right now!

[rootless]

[LKDSBILRBAJKSR:KAD:A?GLNKMSD:LF"!!!!!!]

[thevineintervention]

[fluffs his hair]

[rootless]

[I CANNOT EVEN]

[thevineintervention]

Cousin we will have to do something about this!

[rootless]

No we won't!!!!!

[thevineintervention]

It's OK! You don't need to worry! You're in excellent hands.

[rootless]

[WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE]

[thevineintervention]

Hmm, just how much word do we need to do? I can make us a schedule!

[rootless]

I-- what?!

[thevineintervention]

Being ready for pollination is serious business.

[rootless]

[WHY IS MY LIFE

THERE ARE NO WORDS]

[thevineintervention]

Is there anyone else from your people here? Well, if there is help would be great, but I'm sure I can manage!

[rootless]

No- I'm the only one, but--

What?!

[thevineintervention]

Well, no worries.

[rootless]

How did we go from antlers to pollination?!

[thevineintervention]

Well, girls love antlers!

[rootless]

And this matters why?

[thevineintervention]

Well, if you want to . . . [makes a little motion like something coming out of her flowers] . . . it's always good to impress people! Oh, and definitely necessary if you want to in the human way.