Look. Remember how I don't like you? That hasn't changed. And it's not going to change if this is how you act over something as simple as a name. If you really want me to call you by your true name, than try earning my respect instead of stamping your feet and demanding to get your way. If you don't want to do that, then go ahead and call me asshole as much as you want. I don't fucking care.

But right now you need to stop. You need to suck it up and spend a few goddamn hours doing something you don't like, because life isn't fucking fair. And people don't always get to do things they're happy doing. I'd be happier eating glass than dealing with you, but I'm trying to do it anyway. Why don't you give it a try too? No more whining. No more screeching about how everyone's so meeeaaaannn. Just get this over with and we can go back to ignoring each other like we fucking agreed.