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[dasschlechtende]

Who: SOME DUDE
When: Day 119, HIGH NOON
Where: OUTSIDE IN THE FIELDS
What: SOME VARIANT OF THIS

[HELLO, FELLOW THUSIANS.

THIS AFTERNOON, THERE IS A FLAG BEING HOISTED IN SOME LARGE TREE.

YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE IT FROM THE WINDOWS.

IT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND MAY HAVE BEEN MADE FROM BED SHEETS.

POSSIBLY, SOME HOUSEWIFEY PERSON MIGHT BE MILDLY OFFENDED BY THIS BUT WHATEVER.

THERE IS ALSO A MADMAN LAUGHING FROM ONE OF THOSE CLOSED-OFF BALCONIES ON HQ.

... THE SWEAT RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE MIGHT EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCK HE GOT UP THERE (HINT: IT WAS SUPER NOT EASY AND THUS MORE EPIC)]

Comments

[dasschlechtende]

YOU'RE HIRED.

CONSIDER YOURSELF PRUSSIAN FROM NOW ON.

[over_the_fop]

...

[over_the_fop]

As in the country?

[dasschlechtende]

AS IN ME, YEAH.

THE ONE AND ONLY KÖNIGREICH PREUßEN!

[over_the_fop]

[Considering you a long moment.]

[over_the_fop]

I'll start working on it tonight.

[dasschlechtende]

GOOD MAN! DEDICATED WORKER! PERFECT!

[over_the_fop]

Have you considered uniforms? And snazzy hats?

[dasschlechtende]

ALWAYS. BUT NOT QUITE YET.

BUT BLACK AND WHITE SHOULD BE THE PRIMARY COLORS. BLUE AND RED THE ACCENTS. FOR A NEW FLAG. ALSO INCORPORATING MY EAGLE WITH THE SYMBOL OF MY PEOPLE THAT WERE ONCE NOBODIES. AND MAYBE SOMETHING FOR THIS PLACE.

UNIFORMS CAN WAIT. FLAGS ARE IMPORTANT SHIT HERE!

BUT DESIGN AS YOU LIKE, CITIZEN!

[over_the_fop]

...

Flags and hats? I'm not all that large on uniforms myself, but there's really something to the status and austerity to a good cap.

[dasschlechtende]

HATS IT IS!

[over_the_fop]

Excellent. I believe we have come to an accord.

[dasschlechtende]

AWESOME.

YOU CAN BE PTOU VON BOTE.

[over_the_fop]

[He blinks, a little startled for a moment then, answers, archaic German.]

What use of such formality? Though I take honor in a title granted by the country itself, as familiar as it is, I should simply remain Ptou, a citizen as any other.

[dasschlechtende]

[...................... omg you are his favorite forever

MIGHT JUST DROP THE CAPSLOCKS JUST FOR YOU (and Zexion)]

Were you to take it, I'd gladly call you it for simply knowing my mothertongue at all! But for the same respect, I'll follow your wishes, Ptou!

[over_the_fop]

[A bow with a bit of a showy flourish.]

Thank you for that.

[dasschlechtende]

[YOU ARE SUCH A DANDY-TYPE THO.

AND BACK TO YELLING. THUMBING OVER AT YOUR HUSBAND]

IS SHE ALWAYS SO PRICKLY?

[over_the_fop]

I... wouldn't say always. However, on some occasions it can be a touch frequent.