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[bitingbark]

Who: You and Kane
When: Day 91, early morning
Where: Lying outside your doorway?
What: need food


I'm hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngry.


[Someone forgot to feed the resident freeloader.]

Comments

[anklets]

[r u srs]

Are you, now.

[melonlord]

[there is a bum outside my door... what do I do?]

[I know...]

[opens the door, acting as if she doesn't sense him, then trips and falls over him with a yelp]

Ow~!

[apriori]

Oh, hold on...

[He turns around almost immediately, disappearing back inside for a moment. It would be an insult to his profession to turn away one in need of help.

...so when he comes back, he drops raw furby meat on Kane's face]

[slayerofgiants]

[Was just coming out of the tea house to start his morning and--

--oh no a poor starving person how horrible!!!1]

Oh my...how long has it been since you've eaten?

[favoredenemies]

Then go find a snake.