Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: New Kids
When: Day 55, Evening
Where: Shrine area...
What: Group intros

[Dear god someone tell the new kids not to look at the pretty flowers...]

[all Top-level comments | Count D | Tohsaka Tokiomi]

Comments

[pruning]

I assure you, this is unnecessary.

[pencilpremonition]

If you say so.

[pruning]

I do. Do not trouble yourself.

[anklets]

No. I only looked at them.

[pencilpremonition]

...Lemme make you something to eat.

[pruning]

... What an extraordinary plant.

[pruning]

Oh- well, alright.

[pencilpremonition]

[offers hand and will lead to the kitchen]

[pruning]

[hand... ok why not, following]

I should point out, I am a vegetarian.

[pencilpremonition]

[stops cold]

You're going to die.

[pruning]

You can't tell me there isn't a single edible plant in this place.

[pencilpremonition]

Actually, everything is poisonous.

[pruning]

Surely there must be a god of vegetation...

[pencilpremonition]

Dellen can purify things so they're safe to eat, but there's not enough stuff here to make nourishing vegetarian meals. You'd get hardly any protein and you'd waste away to nothing.

[pruning]

I can't imagine an entire ecosystem without fruits or nuts...

[what kind of jungle is this!!]

[anklets]

I wish they weren't everywhere.

[pruning]

I assume no one's been able to trim them.

[anklets]

Ah.





I wonder if anyone's tried.

[pruning]

They'd have to be blindfolded, or else very capable while- intoxicated.

[pencilpremonition]

Fruits aren't protein, and nuts are difficult as hell to get a hold of.

[anklets]

That doesn't seem to describe many of us. [Wobble.]

[pruning]

Some fruits have a small amount of protein. I don't intend to change my lifestyle because something might be difficult.

[pencilpremonition]

You're going to have to work twice as hard, and I can't disrupt the regular meal schedule to accommodate you. Some of the gods offer food, but the best I can do for you is to give you the side dishes I make and make you fend for yourself the rest of the way.

[pruning]

I'm not asking you to change anything.

[pencilpremonition]

[It's more that it's upsetting her that she can't feed you.]

It's just...

[HUFF]