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Who: NUTTY BASTARDS
When: Day 55, noon
Where:Apartment douchebag (K)
What: Everyone was dumb enough to look at the flowers. Now they're all nuts.

[And Gary's just laying on the couch, addressing his apartment. Yes, his apartment!]

You all should just...do what I say. All the time.

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Pretty arrogant for a kid, ain't ya?

[Oh, hey, laying on the kitchen counter. CAUSE.]

And what are you? Like, four? Shut up.

[ I am bringing

so many flowers

into this apartment ]

Fourteen. And I'm more mature than ya~

Ah, there ya are! [Sitting on the kitchen counter.] Thought I was hearing a person around here.

Yeah right, short stuff.

Flower picking? Really?

Yo. So he lives with other people after all!

Dude, have you seen how empty this apartment is? These were all over the place, no one will miss them.

Of course I am. Yer just a silly kid.

Three others.

Toph and I room in the dark room.

Toph? Tofu??

They're ugly.

And they give me a headache.

Toph, Toph, more like tough.

Little blind girl who I suspect can kick most people's asses. She's cool.

You're about as sharp as a marble. Of course you wouldn't be able to recognize my genius. It's okay, though.

Too bad!

[ what if I scatter all the flowers AND THEN FLOP ON YOUR STOMACH ]

[Laughs.]

Try that with someone who doesn't know they outwitted ya.

Whoa, seriously? Even though she's blind? Man, now I gotta meet her, too!

Yep. I mean, she moves rocks with...I dunno. Soul energy stuff or something.

That's so cool.

[ also sitting on Gary ]

It is. [Sagest nod.]

[...also laughing at that.] Think I like ya, new guy.

[WHAT THE HELL NOT EXPECTING THAT!

Shoving a hand in his face.]

Get off, loser! The couch is occupied!

Edited 2012-06-17 09:29 (UTC)

[IGNORING THE ASSHOLE SITTING ON HIM FOR THE MOMENT TO ADDRESS THAT!!]

You absolutely did not.

So scoot over!

[ ducking away from that hand and kind of pivoting in place so he can prop his feet up on your shoulder :'D ]

Or tell me how to get a couch!

Of course you do, I'm pretty great! Wakana Yuto!

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