[oh honey you're so cute]

Why don't I lay out some options, then? Want another story? I have hundreds. Each one is a bit special, though they follow the same thread of 'I hurt them, broke them, and killed them'. I'll let you hurt me if it's involved with sex and doesn't go far enough that his majesty will worry about it. Or you could go out and find someone to pin to your floor and amuse yourself with for a while.