Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: Delicious fresh meat
When: Day 40 , Moooorning
Where: Shine area
What: Arrivals!


[You know the drill]


[Top Level Comments | Wyna | Tsuyukusa | Kirei | Makinami]

Comments

[freedomofseas]

[Behold! A wild bikini wearing, oversize hammer toting, Viking-esque warrior pirate girl appears.

Normally she would be excited by her new and unusual surroundings, however she looks really perplexed. This isn't where she should be.]

What the...hell?

[No... definitely not Dianova]

[besomeothername]

[Eyepatch? Check. Giant hammer? Check. Hot babe? Check. PINGED TO THE THIRD DEGREE]

[Strrrrrriiiiiiike! ♥]

Now why would an angel like yourself think that'd you end up in hell?

[freedomofseas]

[Now she's taking perplexed to a whole new level. Strange guy with...pretty decent fashion sense...throwing lines at her she's too oblivious to register...

Wait a second...]

Oh? This ain't hell...?...I thought I was somewhere else...in fact I'm sure I was...

[And she'll size Lavi up before asking]

Who are you [and why are you giving me that look?]

[besomeothername]

[Draping an arm around her shoulder if she doesn't mind]

Name's Lavi.

And yeah, that happens. Uh, about where you are... [Cheek scratch] You want me to give it to you straight or let you sit down first?

[freedomofseas]

[She doesn't mind...probably because she's a tomboy and has no problem being in that buddy kind of role...but if you make a boob grab...you're a dead man...er...]

Wyna [pronounced win-ah], Wyna Grapple, nice t' meet you.

[She takes all of a second to think about her options] Well, I'm not the kinda girl to beat around the bush, so just give it to me straight. What is all of...this?

[stumped]

[It's an eyepatch party up in here.

That said, this one is familiar, maybe, though if he is he does seem a couple of years older than he was before. But he's missing his right eye, and seems more than a little pissed the fuck off, tense and suspicious.]

[pyropathic_ambicide]

[girl covered in tats here, no obvious weapons]

Yeah, no. Unless your idea of hell is trees everywhere and animal guts.

[bulletproofsmile]

[is flopped out near the shrine area with his head on a pillow

looks up/back at you and waves]

[sharksong]

[!!!]

What happened to your eye?!

[stumped]

[Wtf

I just died terribly why am I here and why is this random guy WAVING at me?!]

What's that for-?!

[stumped]

What kind of a question is that?! None of your business, damnit.

[sharksong]

[PRETEND I USED AN UPSET ICON \o/]

It was fine before!

[bulletproofsmile]

[sits up, turns around to face you]

Ah, sorry, I don't usually do this part. Welcome to Thusia.

[stumped]

What? It's been this way for more than a year.

[stumped]

[....flat look...]

[sharksong]

. . . You . . . You have no idea who I am, do you?

[bulletproofsmile]

You died and were brought here by gods to help, ah... civilize, the world.

[stumped]

Not a clue. So you know me?

[stumped]

...Not interested. Where do I go to drop out of this bullshit?

[overclocking]

[So basically you disappear for weeks and come back dumber somehow]

Tsuyukusa--?!

1/2

[bowplucker]

Tsuyukusa! Hey!

[bulletproofsmile]

You can't.

Re: 1/2

[bowplucker]

[ wait ]

Er, wait... Tsuyukusa? Right?

[stumped]

[Why is 'older+eyepatch' dumber?!

Sorry bro this is an attempt to pin you to the nearest wall.]

Who are you.

[sharksong]

. . . Sort of.