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[oi_theoi]

Who: You
When: Day 37, Night
Where: The commons room kitchen
What:

[ On the walls outside the rusty kitchen you'll find roughly scrawled notices hanging above a pile of crowbars and a couple small of small round objects with attractive red buttons on them. ]

FUCK you guys are taking for fucking ever in getting this fucking metal to me.

Destroy the shit out of all the metal crap in this kitchen and I'll take care of something for you later. The smaller the scraps are, the better. I'll be back in the morning for them and if you don't do shit, you don't get shit and I take the fucking metal anyway.

I left a couple of small bombs for those stoves. Countdown timers on them so fucking use them right. If you don't know what you're fucking doing when it comes to explosives, stick with the fucking crowbars.

ZJ

(( OOC: Another god mini-event! ZJ will not be running this but feel free to share your preferred methods of destruction with each other.

Note that if you try to take the bombs or the crowbars away from the kitchen area, you'll find a VERY strong gravitational force pulling you straight back toward it. As a reminder, the kitchen, once cleared of all its naturely forces, is still pretty much a mess of rusted over metal cooking supplies, broken fridges, ovens, stoves, and assorted metal counters and storage containers so there is plenty in there to work with. ))

Comments

[hydralize]

Gravity, rebellion, and destruction.

[abandons the bombs for now since there's too many people around, grabbing a crowbar to rip things up with instead]

It depends on who it is. You got a choice between gravity shit or metal control with Tattoos, and he gave be a version of some weaponry I had at home when I asked about it. But Sparky . . . he gives out shit like mind control.

[rabukidastrophes]

Sounds pretty naisu~ Does that mean you can fly? I'm jealous!

No one said anything about how I should go find a patron god for super powers though, so I'm guessing they're not free.

[hydralize]

Sort of. [flips up so he's standing on the ceiling now :Db His hair isn't even hanging down or anything.]

Most people don't want to risk dealing that close with the gods, so it doesn't come up much. And there is usually a cost, like the fire goddess demands total loyalty. But for Tattoos . . . [shrug] I already fit into his domains with my natural personality, so there's nothing special I need to do for it. Just be myself.

1/2

[rabukidastrophes]

[woah =O]

[rabukidastrophes]

[holy balls, okay you got him with that trick]

Uwaa~h Nova-kun! Ameizin turiku~! It's pretty hard to find something I haven't seen yet. Looks like you made a smart deal.

[hydralize]

[terrible english . . .]

Of course. I wouldn't make a deal that wasn't beneficial enough to me.

[rabukidastrophes]

[habits you can't break just because he's actually fluent in english now]

So it's more about finding a good match, huh? I guess I have some gods to interview.

[hydralize]

[starts prying up some of the cabinetry that's still hanging on up here]

Pretty much. . . . You should remember to ask whether they'll let you sign up with another god or not too. Tattoos won't mind if I do, but someone like Sparky or the fire one probably would.

[rabukidastrophes]

Mai raburi paatna and I could probably sign up with different ones.

[pause while i beat some of this plumbing apart, naisu suwingu~]

We already defy gravity pretty well, but being able to ride on ceilings would be nice. But I'm not sure I want to overlook the possibility of fireballs or mind control either.

[hydralize]

. . . What would you do with mind control?

[rabukidastrophes]

[temporarily drops the lighthearted act, though he still sounds pretty guileless in response]

Make my enemies kill themselves, obviously.

[hydralize]

[gosh, it's like there's suddenly tension in the air or something]

And what kind of people would be your enemies?

[rabukidastrophes]

[=|a unbothered by tension, but doesn't try to diffuse it by being ridiculous either]

Not you. I think Takeshi-kun would be mad if I did anything other than look out for his beloved famiglia.

[inserts crowbar behind sink and yanks]

If it's true that all we're here to do is kill plants and animals, then maybe I can live a life without any? I wouldn't mind being able to enjoy the rest of my golden youth without bloodshed. But I'm used to seeing people change sides, or create sides, for their own reasons. If a fight comes to me I won't lose just because the only way to win was doing something terrible.

[hydralize]

. . . [seems to relax with the explanation, floating a chunk of cabinet down to the floor]

It'd be nice if we could live without it, but there's already . . . Sick fucks are gonna be in any place you go, right? You should definitely be prepared to deal with shit like them. I won't have any complaints about that.

[rabukidastrophes]

[pryprypry]

There's already people killing and dying and getting revenge here? [nod, wry tone] Humanity wouldn't be nearly as colorful if everyone followed the rules, but there's always going to be some that take it a little too far. Being prepared is the natural thing for everyone else to do.

[hydralize]

Three murders and an attempt at at least two others so far. There's a guy who's trying to gather everyone to discuss putting some kinda law into place, but . . . yeah. It isn't gonna do shit for the people who are already that twisted. They'd do what they wanted no matter what rules were in place.

[rabukidastrophes]

[low whistle]

With what, a hundred people here, I heard? For how long?

[hydralize]

The first was around . . . almost two weeks ago? Probably closer to sixty or seventy people then. The second and third deaths came a week later . . . and the last attempt was a few days ago, but I don't know exactly when.

[rabukidastrophes]

[doesn't respond, just plants his foot on the counter and one more YANK to get this sink loose]

I guess if the psychos and creeper-sans of this world aren't wasting time, I can't either. Too bad. There should be at least a one week post death grace period or something.

[hydralize]

Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll all take a vacation.

[kicks at a section of cabinetry to loosen it when prying doesn't seem to be enough]

[rabukidastrophes]

If only lady luck would return gently to my side~

[pipebash pipebash]

Anyone in particular I should look out for?

[hydralize]

A living statue, the guy in apartment X whose hands are fucked up now, and a guy with short blond hair and red eyes. There's another guy like that with long hair, but he's completely trustworthy.

[KICKKICKPRY]

[rabukidastrophes]

Got it. Sankyu~

[kicks some stuff he's cleared into the middle of the room]

[hydralize]

Aa. You'll let me know if you run into any others, right?

[STUPID CABINET :| applies gravity to force it free. Which means it crashes to the ground about three times as hard as it rightfully should have]

[rabukidastrophes]

[jerks a bit, then laugh shakily]

How about a warning?